Valerie and I were taken one night in the 1970’s to the Happy Valley recourse by my boss, Ken Campbell and his wife Dottie. Not at all interested in horse racing it turned out to be a strange and fascinating evening. … Continue reading
The first story is the JEWISH MOTHER and the year is 2020, and the United States has elected the first woman as well is the first Jewish president, Susan Goldstein. She calls up her mother a few weeks after Election Day … Continue reading
It was back in the 70s and a soon-to-be prominent golfer (Ray Floyd) was playing at Augusta for his first Masters. Back then the players could not bring their own caddies but had to use one of the locals. Floyd told the caddy master he … Continue reading
One morning three women are golfing on the fourth green when suddenly a guy runs by wearing nothing but a bag over his head. As he passes by the first woman, she looks down and says, “Well, he’s certainly not my husband.” … Continue reading
The Gospel According to St. Titleist Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk. ~Grantland Rice Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. … Continue reading