As a Brit having just made fun of the Republican candidate, I need to provide an alternative and have a go at the Democrats. Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first … Continue reading
There are so many lawyer jokes and these are from a book called ‘Disorder in the Courts‘ and are things people actually said in court, . ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: … Continue reading
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to … Continue reading
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, … Continue reading
I’M TOLD IN RUSSIA YOU CAN NOT GET CAR INSURANCE UNLESS YOU HAVE A DASH CAM I’M ALSO TOLD THIS IS BECAUSE WITH THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF INFLUENCE AND MONEY YOU CAN CHANGE ANYONE’S STORY. WHETHER THIS IS TRUE OR … Continue reading
EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it’s only for £38.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls … Continue reading
An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. It doesn’t take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort … Continue reading
An Emergency Call Centre worker has been fired in Toronto much to the dismay of her colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal. It seems that a caller dialed 911 from a cell phone stating, “I am depressed and lying … Continue reading
A couple on an African Safari witnessed a small antelope being chased down by a cheetah. When the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband casually remarked, “I’ll bet the antelope gets away.” The wife answered, “If that … Continue reading
In advance I apologise to my American cousins. Ten years ago obesity was mainly present in the USA. Now it is also common throughout many other countries, not least among the western European countries, including Italy. However this caught my … Continue reading