Men Are Just Happier People. Why? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. The world is your urinal. You don’t have to stop … Continue reading
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 … Continue reading
This was broadcast before the American clown was elected by over 50% of American idiots. Donald Trump has his critics and so it’s not too surprising to find out many Americans have been googling “how to move to Canada,”. Canadians … Continue reading
Sometimes a spoof video advertisement catches the eye. What always surprises me is that someone somewhere thinks what if? Then they make it and share it with the world Thanks Cinesite Someone has posted that it’s more likely than the … Continue reading
These are apparently actual complaints received from unhappy customers by Thomas Cook, the tour operators. I do not dispute that these people should have the ability to vote on TV reality shows, but should they have the same ability to … Continue reading
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. … Continue reading
How men and women record things in their diaries…… Wife’s Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, … Continue reading
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up … Continue reading
The first story is the JEWISH MOTHER and the year is 2020, and the United States has elected the first woman as well is the first Jewish president, Susan Goldstein. She calls up her mother a few weeks after Election Day … Continue reading
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby … Continue reading