Your Yearly Dementia Test (only 4 questions)Yep, it’s that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important To keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test. Take this test to determine if you’re losing it or not. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. #1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: ‘bread.’ If you said ‘toast’, just give up now and go do something else. If you said, bread, go to Question #2. # 2 Say ‘silk’ five times. Now spell ‘silk.’ What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said ‘milk,’ don’t attempt the next question. Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Women’s Weekly or Auto World. However, if you did say ‘water’, proceed to Question #3. # 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks,what is a green house made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said ‘green bricks’, why are you still reading this??? PLEASE, go lie down! But, if you said ‘glass,’ go on to Question #4. # 4. Do not use a calculator for this: You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia. You then arrive at Philadelphia Station. Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don’t you remember your own age?!?! It was YOU driving the bus! If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you. PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions! |